A hardcopy version of The Stuntcox luscious debut opus. Complete with artwork, lyics and presented in a divine jewel-case. Limited stock upon first release.
Includes unlimited streaming of Diggin' Up Our Roots
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
There was a man named Bean
He was the grandest queen you'd ever seen
He couldn't get dick anywhere else
So he went to UFC
He took so many fists in the arse
That a champion he became
Never mind that his prick was minute
He fucked them all the same
Now comes to Bede's biggest match to defend as champion
Against the seven foot four-hundred pound rape-monster Fill Colons
As the fight begins Fill stand erect with a twinkle in his eye
"Pucker up your arse you piece of shit, it's fucking rime to die."
Bean lies dead against the cage
His backside has been raped in twain
His guts are in a pile right beside his corpse
The octagon becomes his grave