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Karaokecox
01:21
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Hookers and coke for all you folks
Blowjobs and glory-holes
We write songs about wrestling and bongs
All of our groupies are molls
We'll come to your town, burn it to the ground
And still we wont play any shows
With your Mum on her knees
We give her STD's
Drink your beer and smoke all your cones
We are the Stuntcox
Tequila and blow are the way to go
We are the Stuntcox
We are the Stuntcox
We came to destroy your Grandma's cunt
We are the Stuntcox
Out the front of the pub we sell your kids drugs
Our shit songs are cheesy and lame
Down's Syndrome sluts are a cinch to pick up
So we fuck potatoes all day
We hate fuckin' feminists
And fuck you Antifa
Fuck your fucking popstar shit
And fuck that fat-arsed tart
Fuck the SJW's
And fuck their fascist dream
Fuck all the sluts we fucking fucked
Face covered in dick cream
We are the Stuntcox
Fill Colons is a drumming God
We are the Stuntcox
We are the Stuntcox
Our mucic is a pathetic joke
We are the Stuntcox
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Slobberknocker
00:53
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You come out & get in my face
Screaming at me at an insane pace
You tried to fuck round with my life
Like I attacked you with a knife
Ill turn you into my fucking bitch
IN THE RING
Put your money where your mouth is when I see you
IN THE RING
I’ll knock you 'round like a limp rag doll 'cos
IT’S MY THING
And when I finish playing violence with you
INSIDE MY YARD
PINNED FOR MY WIN
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Saturday Morning, Bunnings Hardware
My purchases in the car
Now back to the store for a barbecue snag
My Salivation starts
Out in the line my place was cut
By a big, fat tradie fuck
Pull out my new shears, concealed in my pants
His entrails from him I do cut
Shove those bloodied shears up his arse
And kick them further in place
Grab a cinder block that holds up the pots
And throw it on to his face
Pull pieces from you with barbecue tongs
A mess of blood, guts and hi-vis
You stood between me and my Bunnings snag
You turned me into this
Stomping to the pavement on the pulp that was your head
Not even Masters Hardware could beat this slaughter by 10%
Barbecue your cock
Use it for a snag
With onions and tomato sauce
On a piece of bread
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Australia has gone to shit.
Fuck Tony Abbott.
Headbutt.
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Mistress of Darkness.
A Queen on the dole.
Hide from reality.
A fat little troll.
I saw a thing on Facebook
How you thought you were the dead
Drank your boyfriend's blood to stay alive.
You're fucked in the head.
Your whole world revolves around you. (AAAAAARGH I'm so goffik)
Every week you make your boyfriend eat your poo. (I'm so fucking goffik)
You live with your Mum
Who pays for your shit.
Wipes your arse in the morning
And feeds you from the tit.
How the sunlight burns as you wait in line at Centrelink.
Then you sit on your arse for the next two fuckin' weeks.
No-one respects you.
You haven't a friend
To clean the crap you leave behind.
Your reputation ends.
They should have just installed your voice
With a fuckin' volume control.
You're just a fat, fuckin' selfish
Fake vampire arsehole.
You live your life as if you are twelve. (AAAAAARGH I'm so goffik)
When you drink your attitude smells (I'm so fucking goffik)
Sold your Twilight story
As a social media click.
Now the whole world knows
That you're a fuckin' dick.
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Fuck your spineless industry
And pedo cunts like Lil' Wayne
Madonna can lick my sack
While I'm pissing down her back.
Bieber is a little whore
I jizz on his face some more
Insert into Beyonce's bum
Fuck her with a machine gun
In my dream world they all go away
But Kanye West dies everyday
So many ways that I want to kill you all
So many ways that I want to fuck you all
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I once went fishing in the bay
I caught a thong and wore it
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Goin' Up The Cuntry
00:29
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Fill Colons was raping the corpse.
Of a three week long dead fucking horse.
Rammed his 12 inch cock up it's arse
Pulled it out all covered in grass.
Do not bang the animals when you go to the farm.
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Heff
00:51
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There was an old dude
He went by the name of "Hugh"
He made the babes wetter
No motherfucker was better
His skin mag was popular
He gave us the boobies
I think there were articles
Who cares? Look. Boobies!
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Cunt
00:05
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Cunt
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Three cheers for fuckin' Clampie
Ten beers for fuckin' Clampie
Smoke up a bowl for Clampie
Shave my arsehole for Clampie
Bunbury meth whores love Clampie
Down on all fours for Clampie
Grow a mullet for Clampie
Take a bullet for Clampie
Pull your cocks out for Clampie
Shit in my mouth for Clampie
King of Bunbury is Clampie
DON'T FUCK WITH CLAMPIE!
Available for birthday parties
Just don't eat his fuckin' smarties
LEGEND AMONG IDIOTS!
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Deano
01:06
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Chapel of Tools
02:09
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I took a hammer and a chainsaw to the local Catholic church
Belt-sander and a nailgun. Rid the scum from the Earth
Bashing and a grinding my way through the congregation
Disect the priest on the Altar. A tradesman's mutilation
This one's for the little boys. The poor souls that you fuck
The corpses of your congregation piled up in my truck
Drag your empty body down the aisle you putrid Jesuit fuck
Splay your skin for the world to see upon the cross that's out the front
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Gina Swinefart
00:06
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Gina Reinhart
Gonna fist fuck your fat arse
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MMA Rape-A-Thon
02:47
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There was a man named Bean
He was the grandest queen you'd ever seen
He couldn't get dick anywhere else
So he went to UFC
He took so many fists in the arse
That a champion he became
Never mind that his prick was minute
He fucked them all the same
Now comes to Bede's biggest match to defend as champion
Against the seven foot four-hundred pound rape-monster Fill Colons
As the fight begins Fill stand erect with a twinkle in his eye
"Pucker up your arse you piece of shit, it's fucking rime to die."
Bean lies dead against the cage
His backside has been raped in twain
His guts are in a pile right beside his corpse
The octagon becomes his grave
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Thunder River Rapids
01:21
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Get in the fuckin' car cos' we're going to fuckin' Dreamwprld
Attractions of murder, it's a motherfuckin' scream-world
I'll lead you to the waters where you'll take your final breath
The Thunder River Rapids ride. The doughnut of death
I'll take you for a ride on the Thunder River Rapids
Gonna watch you die. Motherfuckin' River Rapids
The line goes back for days from The Thunder River Rapids
To die amongst the waves on The Thunder River Rapids
Intestines twisted around the rungs of the conveyor belt
Today is a day full of fun like I've never felt
I find myself with too much excitement to alleviate
As I'm watching from the Buzzsaw ride, I masturbate
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The End
04:14
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This is the fucking end
No more damage with my friends
We've offended every cunt
Who gives a fuck if we were blunt?
This is the fucking end
No more fuckwits to transcend
All the hookers and blow are gone
It's time to pack the final bong
We fucked the fucking feminists
And we fucked Antifa
Fucked all the fucking popstar shit
And fucked that fat-arsed tart
We fucked the SJW's
And fucked their fascist dream
Fucked all the sluts all their Mums
We're all out of dick cream
This is the fucking end
We didn't follow any trends
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